Do you remember the 'clutz' scene in the movie, Miss Congeniality?
We laugh and laugh and laugh at it.
Most of us have probably had such a scene in our life.
Natalie had one in the parking lot at Borders when she got her bracelet for the new Harry Potter book coming out at midnight a few years ago. At night. It was dark.
I just had one last Saturday in the Target parking lot. During the day. It was light.
It was homecoming dance day. Christine and I had just left Meredith and Josh's where Mere had done her hair in a beautiful messy bun reminiscent of Taylor Swift. We had to stop at Target to get some make-up to take to Caitlin's house where they were getting their make-up done by Cait's aunt who is a make-up artist in Hollywood.
We were very pressed for time. I had a small list of things to get and didn't want to have to come back later on, so I was telling her that we were going to divide and conquer: her to the make-up aisles and me to the laundry items aisles. She was walking a little ahead of me and turned around a little bit quickly and it caught me off-guard, so I kinda leaned back with my head and shoulders. My brain didn't tell that to my feet. They kept going and I hit the curb as hard as I could. The impact threw me face and knees first 1/2 on the sidewalk and 1/2 on the asphalt!!!
I knew I was going down and all I could think about was, "Cindy, don't hit your head!"
Fortunately, my head was saved. But my knees, arms, hands and palms were skinned and bruised. I was SO embarrassed! Christine thought she might have to call 911. She kept saying, "You went down soooo hard, Mom! Are you okay?"
No time to worry. Good thing I have wipes in the car.
We brushed me off and we shopped at Target. Then went straight to Caitlin's. All I wanted to do was cry and get some ice I was hurting so bad. But I put on a brave face.
Then we came straight home, she got dressed and we headed to picture taking at Wiley Wilderness Park.
The group headed to dinner and the dance, and Duff and I came home. I took two Advil and layed on the couch.
The next morning I could hardly move. My shoulders were so sore from taking a lot of the brunt of the fall.
Sad thing was, not one person stopped to see if I was ok. Maybe they didn't want me to be more embarrassed. I was kind of okay with that.
By the way, Christine's make-up was amazing and she looked gorgeous!

















